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Man Dies After Watching Porn And Masturbating At The Wheel

Man Dies After Watching Porn And Masturbating At The Wheel

A man has died after being distracted by porn on his phone while driving.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was pleasuring himself at the wheel and paid the ultimate price for taking his eyes off the road.

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He was driving on Detroit's Interstate 75 at 3:30am on Sunday.

He was killed instantly when his 1996 Toyota crashed and he was ejected through the sunroof of his car.

Police found his body (which was naked from the waist down) near the car.

Detroit News reported that Lieutenant Mike Shaw of Michigan State Police said the incident was among the strangest he has dealt with during his professional career.

He said: "We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it's almost to the fact there's so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they're doing other than driving their cars."

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Luckily, no-one else was hurt in the accident.

If you'd like some more advice on where not to watch porn, here's some examples:

During A Parliamentary Meeting

Ukrainian MP Vyacheslav Konstantinovsky was caught looking at some ladies during a session of parliamentary debate.

The controversial MP, who represents the Popular Front, was filmed scrolling through his phone, checking out some videos and pics.

The politician wrote a statement, saying: "I admit that the location for watching this type of content was inappropriate," but he seemed pretty unapologetic about the whole thing.

According to Lenta.ru, he said: "At least I wasn't playing Pokémon Go" and said that he had gotten tired of the "circus that was going on in the hall." The obvious incorrect solution is to watch porn, to be honest.

On A Plane

American flight attendant Amanda Pleva spoke about the incident on Flyertalk. She explained that just after takeoff, the call bell rang: "When my coworker responded, a concerned-looking middle-aged woman leaned over to speak to him in a hushed tone. 'My 16-year-old daughter is seated two rows ahead of us', she said, without breaking her gaze toward the girl's seat. 'She just sent me a message over the WiFi to tell me that the man next to her is watching pornography on his phone."

"He immediately walked over to her daughter's row to see her seatmate, a man in his thirties, quickly place his phone face down in his lap.

"The flight attendant walked back a few rows, checking to see if he would resume. After a long few minutes gaining confidence that he was not being watched, the man picked the phone back up, in full view of the young girl, and began again to watch hardcore porn as she turned pale and sick.

"It wasn't so much the content of the film but the intent of the man in the act of watching it plainly in view of a captive, young female audience.

"We confronted him and threatened him with arrest if it continued, and he complied. The girl was moved to sit near her mother, where she sat nervously and cried."

The worst part about this is that apparently it's not uncommon.

Apparently, flight crew don't really get any training in regards to catching someone doing... that. So they dealt with it the only way they could: "We immediately moved the young lady and issued him a warning that any further incidents would result in arrest upon landing, which was all we really could do, as he did comply with our orders to stop."

On The Motorway

An ambidextrous white van man decided to kill time on the M25 by relaxing in a gentleman's way (shouts to VIZ) while behind the wheel. That's right: a full blown act of onanism while hurtling around the London orbital.

He may as well have had some hand cream and a box of Kleenex at the ready. Go on, mate. Put it on surround sound - treat yourself.

Anyway, Instagram user Michael Carter uploaded the video and it went viral. Understandably.

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He's since made his Insta private but, to be fair, you wouldn't want to see it anyway.

In the video, the person recording expresses his disbelief with quite colourful language. He says: "We've caught a guy wanking and watching porn at the wheel. This guy is a dirty bastard."

I'm inclined to agree.

Featured Image Credit: PA Images

Topics: More, Death, DIED, Car

Mel Ramsay

Mel Ramsay is the Senior Journalist at PRETTY52 but has worked at LADbible Group as part of the LADbible editorial team since 2015. She started her career writing obituaries and funeral guides online. Since then, her work has been published in a wide variety of national and local news sites. She is part of the BBC's Generation project and has spoken about young people, politics and mental health on television, radio and online.

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