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It's easy to take the piss out of someone when they willingly get a shit tattoo. Big Dave's arse adorned with that girl's name he fell in love with by the pool but never spoke to is a shit tattoo that deserves ripping.
It's not so easy when you trust your tattooist to ink you exactly as you asked and then he goes off on a completely different and slightly disturbing tangent.
An Austrian woman who wanted a simple Yin-Yang sign on her back was left distraught when her tattooist decided he'd draw a penis and the word 'Fuck' on here back instead.
According to The Local, the incident happened in the small city of St. Pölten in Lower Austria.
The 21-year-old woman was shown a template for the correct symbol by the tattooist but when push came to shove, he drew a dick instead, a court heard.
The woman only realised when she got home and looked at her new tattoo in the mirror.
The tattooist's excuse for that tattoo was simple: "Just because."
He was prosecuted for causing bodily harm, as well as older charges of burglary and fighting.
He was sentenced to three-and-a-half years in jail and will be sent to an institution for mentally abnormal defenders.
Words by George Pavlou