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Jana Stoner has DD breast implants in her bum. But after they started 'twerking on their own', she wants out.
Stoner, an ex-model from California appeared on E! reality series Botched to seek the assistance of doctors Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif.
The dodgy bum implants were done in Mexico.
In a clip from the episode, Terry and Paul ask Stoner to shake her bum to show how bad of a job the original doctors did.
'Jana's butt implants are so big that when she twerks her buttock implants twerk independently of herself,' he says. 'They have their own zip code!'
'It's interesting that she can control each one individually,' he tells Nassif.
Nassif explains off-camera: 'I am very serious in front of my patients. So a lot of this stuff is inappropriate - for me that is. Terry loves it all.'
Terry, on the other hand, is seen squeezing Stoner's bum. 'This feels like a silicone breast implant,' he says.
The doctors eventually concede that Stoner needs a butt lift that will take so much it will completely obscure her tattoo on her lower back.
Stoner doesn't mind. She hates the tattoo.
Then Stoner delivers one of the best sentences I've ever heard anyone say: 'I am so relieved that somebody is willing to operate on my ass.'
Inspirational, to be honest.