Now hold on, before you all take the p**s - tell me this doesn't look exactly like a pup:
See? Told you.
Shannon Austin, 31, was chilling in the sunshine in her garden in Yorkshire earlier this week when she happened to spot the markings on nine-week-old Hazel's back and noticed that one of them looked like a pooch.
Shannon reckons the outline even looks like a beagle, with a different coloured snout, much like Hazel.
After sharing the snaps online the images has gone viral, with some people comparing the weird occurrence to the film Inception - Pupception, if you prefer.
Images of the adorable pup have gone viral. Credit: Caters
Shannon said: "I noticed the day I brought her home that she had unusual markings.
"The markings were individual spots when I first met her at three weeks old, and now they've merged into a dog-like shape.
"I think it's amazing and that she's quite unique."
The cute pattern in this pup's fur is, of course, purely natural.
However, one devoted dog-owner who wanted to commemorate her fur baby by having a portrait etched on to her skin was left with something less than ideal, after the tattoo artist managed to make the dog's nose look a lot like male genitals.
As well as the cocked-up nose, the dog looks like it's judging everyone. Credit: Caters
Aussie Tayla Robertson, 26, wanted a tattoo of her 18-month-old Australian Shepherd Penny, but instead of her cute dog's face she ended up with something that resembled a c**k and balls.
She said: "He did the outline of her face perfectly, so I was feeling good about it. But then he started doing the eyes and they looked all wrong.
"I saw that the nose looked weird and a bit crooked, but I couldn't really tell what is actually looked like at that point because it was upside down on my arm. Then I noticed he wasn't adding any shading or doing anything more to it. But I just thought, well he is the artist and he knows best.
"But suddenly he just finished, and it looked half-done. I didn't know what to say, I was in shock. I thought it might just take some time, but after looking at it properly I knew I hated it. Then I realised that Penny's nose looked like male genitals, and then my friends all started telling me the same thing."
Thankfully, Tayla has since had it fixed and now it's a truly worthy portrait of Penny.
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