ladbible logo

To make sure you never miss out on your favourite NEW stories, we're happy to send you some reminders

Click 'OK' then 'Allow' to enable notifications

Man Drives 3000 Miles Nonstop High On Meth, LSD And Cocaine

Man Drives 3000 Miles Nonstop High On Meth, LSD And Cocaine

And amazingly, no one noticed 'til the end of his journey

Michael Minay

Michael Minay

I've always wanted to drive from coast to coast in the States. I thought I'd take a few months out, spend time going to all the little towns and exploring the amazing countryside. The mountains, the valleys, the deserts. Revelling in all the food and drink that the US has to offer.

But one guy did the epic trip jacked up on meth, LSD and cocaine, driving non-stop, completely out of it.

Not my idea of a good time AT ALL. If there's one thing I can't handle, it's sleep deprivation.

In a trippy real-life Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas story, truck driver Gary Homer was arrested in Massachusetts after driving from Seattle to Deerfield on Tuesday. He was apparently high on methamphetamine, acid, and coke, according to a report from the Deerfield Police Department. I know long car journeys can be a bit dull, but all you need to do is download a podcast or a great playlist.

It's not exactly known just yet how long he had been driving, but it's estimated it was around 42 hours.

At the side of a motorway, a Circle K Employee noticed that the truck driver was behaving very strangely. "He was running around the parking lot and was confrontational," Deerfield Police officer Adam Sokoloski told local paper The Recorder.

Homer was so out of it he had "locked himself out of the truck, and was trying to climb into the cab" and had thrown all his credit cards at the truck.

"He was clearly a danger to himself and others," Sokoloski said.

"It appeared the driver didn't rest, only used drugs, and he drove from Seattle, Wash., to Deerfield, with a destination on the East Coast."

Credit: USA Today

Get this - he was delivering raspberries of all things. It's such an innocent fruit.

Later Robbins admitted to using drugs but refused to go to the hospital. "Officers had quite the struggle to get this truck driver to the Baystate Franklin Medical Center," said Sokoloski.

I bet he said the oft-used phrase: "I'm fiiiiine! Seriously, I'm fine!"

The police revoked Robbins' license, and "the trailer truck was impounded and brought to the Whately truck stop for a full inspection by the State Police Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Section."

The police are going to charge him with a long list of driving offences and he's probably going to jail for a long time. But there are so many questions that we need answered.

What was he doing? Was he bored? Did he take some coke and that wasn't enough so he kept going? What's it like driving while on LSD? How did he not crash? Who is this Homer person anyway?

Credit: Deerfield Police Department

I think this is definitely a Seth Rogen or James Franco film in the making. 42 intense hours of gibberish and drugs culminating in a fight with the police. I would watch that.

Featured Image Credit: Deerfield Police Department