Do you ever go to McDonald's and get that feeling, 'I love the burgers but I wish I was alone'? Well this might be the moment you have been waiting for.
The famous golden arches has launched its mobile app which will allow you to order your food from home and it will be waiting for you at the counter when you go to pick it up. And to minimise human contact even more, you can pay over the phone.
You don't even need to use those oversized iPads it has erected in store, which I think is a particular triumph. Either let me order from a real person or not, I don't want this half-way-house bullshit.
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So no more queues and more importantly no more noisy families and their fucking awful offspring.
Just think, you can go to McDonald's and and possibly enjoy the experience - this is a total game changer.
And it's not just other customers you get to avoid, you can even pre-order your drive-thru.
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And when you've already committed to not entering the store because you can't stand being around people - which is fairly anti-social - you no longer have to interact with staff except to pick up your food.
But it's not just the fact you can order, the app even caters for some of the most troubled in our society, the fussy eaters, who insist on messing with the perfect science that goes into making a Big Mac or McChicken Sandwich.
Philistines or not, if you want to remove the gherkin, cheese, bread, or all three - just a click and it's gone.
Customers can even save more time by storing past orders in their 'favourite' section, cutting down on ordering time and getting the food in your face, quicker.
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A spokesperson for McDonalds said: "Imagine ordering, then parking at McDonald's only for your meal to be brought directly to your car. Or being able to order your favourite McDelivery from the very same app.
"It's about to happen people. 2019 is set to introduce lots more exciting features to the My McDonald's App."
Fans can download the app here.
Between this, Netflix, and Uber, we've pretty much completed life. Well done, everyone.
Featured Image Credit: McDonald's