If you find eating your greens much more challenging than chowing down on beige foods, then you may be interested in an opportunity to make the easiest £5,000 of your life.
Having spent all of your days being mocked for your aversion to vegetables and your passion for potato smileys, you now have the chance to laugh in the face of your kale-munching friends with 5K in your pocket.
If you find getting your five beige foods a day a doddle, then this is the opportunity for you. Credit: PA
All you will have to do is continue living by your enjoyable but ultimately unhealthy diet of chips/pastries/bread/pasta/crisps, and after 30 days, you will be £5,000 richer.
So, who on earth is sponsoring this beige binge?
Basically, you will act as a guinea pig for multivitamin company Feel. While continuing with your usual unhealthy diet - under the ongoing supervision of a qualified nutritionist and doctor - you will also take one of their multivitamins on a daily basis.
The idea is that they will test your nutrition levels at the beginning and the end of the month, with the hope of proving that the multivitamins deliver 18 essential vitamins and minerals.
You could earn £5,000 by continuing to eat your beige diet. Credit: PA
According to The Sun, Boris Hodakel, co-founder of Feel, said: "It's becoming increasingly difficult to get all of the vitamins and nutrients required to live life on the go.
"Although options for nutritiously balanced food are improving all the time, there are no options that can guarantee a perfectly balanced diet, and multivitamins can be a solution.
"We in no way want to encourage people to use our multivitamin as a substitute for a healthy diet, the purpose of this study is to test the effectiveness of our product, outside of a lab or controlled environment, where results don't reflect reality.
"We want average members of the public to eat a version of the modern Western diet - under the watchful eye of a doctor and nutritionist - to see whether Feel is as good as we think it is, in the real world."
Who needs cabbage when you've got five grand? Credit: PA
If eating crap for 30 months and getting paid for it sounds like your dream job, then you can apply now - though you must be at least 18 years old, have no underlying health conditions and already live by a predominantly beige diet.
Feel will be recruiting three people for the role/bread rolls, so make sure to try and make yourself stand out as the beigest of the beige - which actually sounds quite challenging.
You can find out more and apply here.
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