Politicians keep telling us 'Christmas might be a little bit different this year', so why not go the whole different-Christmas-hog and buy Christmas crackers with sex toys inside of them?
After all, nothing quite says 'Merry Christmas one and all' like a sudden 'BANG', followed by a massive dildo flopping onto your dad's lap.
The company behind the raunchy crackers, Ricky, claims it is 'the world's first Christmas cracker containing a surprise sex toy' - a claim I for one will not dispute.
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Like standard crackers, you can't tell from the outside what lies within. As such, your dad is likely to be surprised when, instead of receiving a paper crown to put on his head, he gets a vibrating butt plug to put, well, up his butt.
Only 1,000 of the crackers have been made, and there are five different varieties.
Cracker-openers may receive a LUV EGG, which is 'a sex toy perfect for couples to carry out some high stakes remote control fun', or a Partner Plus Vibrator, which is designed to help couples 'climax together'.
There's also Ricky's Bullet Vibrator, the Pleasure Brush Vibrator and the Vibrating Handheld Masturbator - which has an open design that ensures its 'silky-soft wings wrap around for sensational penis stimulation'.
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Anyone else hankering for a massive roast with the family right now?
The limited edition crackers are priced at £36 ($47.19), which is admittedly a fair bit more than your standard cracker.
Although in all fairness, how often do you use that tiny magnifying glass from last Christmas?
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Conversely, all of these sex toys are rechargeable, meaning your dad can make use of his Vibrating Handheld Masturbator for years to cum.
Tom Thurlow, Founder of Ricky, said: "The Christmas cracker has been a British tradition for hundreds of years with Brits tugging on them since 1847.
"Here at Ricky we believed it was time they had a revamp and go against the grain with a sexy surprise.
"This year has been hard on us all and I hope our Christmas crackers will inject some fun and frolics in to this year's Christmas festivities, making it a real December to remember!"
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When purchasing the crackers, you can choose whether you want one for a male or female recipient, but the specific sex toy will remain a secret until tug time.
You can order yours here.
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