Barber Gives Out Free Condoms With Business Cards, But There's One Key Flaw

Round dice, toe-less wellies, floppy-handled cutlery - all essentially flawed and utterly pointless objects. Another object perfectly at home on this list is the holey condom (not to be mistaken with the holy condom).

Except, while a round dice will merely ruin your board game, a holey condom will ruin your life, primarily through the introduction of children and STIs.

But a barber in the US appeared to overlook the potentially grave consequences of a porous prophylactic when distributing free condoms attached to his business cards.

Jake Gamez, of Fadeaway Barbershop in Beeville, Texas, shared a picture of a condom attached to his business card on Twitter, with the caption: "Gotta include one of these with every card! You're going to need it after I cut your hair. Trust me."


Ah very clever Mr Gamez, we see what you're implying - get a haircut from you and we're going to be rendered instantly irresistible and will thus need a contraceptive.

Except, as the right-hand picture clearly illustrates, you've gone and punched a staple right through that johnny haven't you? Now what good is that? Surely a paper clip would have been more appropriate?

This flaw didn't get overlooked in the Twittersphere though.

One person said: "You put holes through the condom Jake."

"LMAOOOSKSKKSKDKKDKSKSK IM DEAD. THE FUCKINF STAPLE," another calmly added.

But what kind of person would do such a thing? ... Perhaps the kind of person who wants to ensure an ever-growing customer base? Yes, what if Mr Gamez isn't a moron, but is in fact an entrepreneurial mastermind?

Some people certainly seem to think so:

One person said: "Homie put a staple in the condom so he could give his client's future son a fade too. I fuck with the vision."


Another added: "You out here with a vision of creating generational wealth..... great business plan"

Whether or not Mr Gamez made a mistake or is in fact an evil genius, we'll probably never know. It seems unlikely he would be thick enough to bang a staple through a johnny, but then it also seems unlikely he would be evil enough to ruin the lives of childless and STI-free customers.

What we know for sure is that a picture of his business card has been retweeted almost 8,000 times, so perhaps he isn't evil or a moron - just bloody good at marketing himself on social media.

Featured Image Credit: Twitter/gamezjakee

Jake Massey

Jake Massey is a journalist at LADbible. He graduated from Newcastle University before going to live in Australia and New Zealand for a few years, where he wrote a travel blog. He has previously written for the Eastern Daily Press, Giggle Beats, CALM and Front Magazine. Jake enjoys playing football, listening to music and writing about himself in the third person.

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