A dad has splashed out thousands of pounds on a group of sex dolls which he calls his 'daughters' and even holds birthday parties for them.
Yu Zhenguo treats the lifeless dolls like family, taking them on shopping trips to buy them clothes, and even photographing them to share online.
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He says: "It's just like anyone else's hobby. Some people love computer games, I love my silicone daughters."
However, the 60-year-old says he's not a pervy bastard and warns anyone wanting to do the dirty deed with them that they are children.
Speaking to the The Paper, in China, Yu said a man once walked up to him in the street and pinched one of his daughter's breasts. But his son - a real-life boy - told him to stop being 'impolite' to his sister.
Hi teenage son has even got in on the act and says that he would be incredibly upset without his sisters and couldn't replace them.
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And though the bizarre hobby may look a bit seedy to some people, Yu says he carries on regardless and doesn't let it affect him.
According to the divorced dad, each doll costs around £1,000 but he has spent a further £11,500 on clothing and accessories to dress up his 11 kids.
He told The Paper: "I am not a pervert, but when I saw my first silicone sex doll on sale in Beijing, she was so pretty... and so perfect that I had to have her, even though she cost 8,000 yuan (£920)."
Yu named his first doll Xiao Xue and celebrates her 'birthday' every year with a big party to mark the day she was delivered to his house.
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And he regularly takes them on day trips, posing them up in elaborate - but innocent - scenes so he can take pictures and capture the special moment - which are then shared online for other sex doll owners.
According to Yu, whose online name is reportedly 'Uncle Li', other owners have even taken to donating their old sex dolls to him after they get married.
(Would you really want someone's old sex doll?)
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Speaking to Quartz: "Whenever I order custom-made dresses for them, the tailors would think I'm joking because the measurements are far from the normal size of a human.
"Nobody has such big boobs and a small waist."
To recap, he is not a pervert, okay?
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