A man in Australia has been caught on camera fleeing an adult store with a 7.5 inch squirting dildo and a 'sex machine stand', whatever that is... Wait, does everyone else know what they are?
The bloke in question - who was wearing some fairly bold pinky purple trainers and a bright green-sleeved top - can be seen gazing longingly at the adult items in his hands.
After a short pause, the guy decides he simply must have them but will not pay for them, exiting the store stage left.
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The store in question was BeDaring Adult Shop in Caboolture, north of Brisbane, and they shared the CCTV on Facebook in the hope of tracking down the thief... they also took the opportunity to have a cheeky dig at dildo dude.
The post read: "This person was in such a hurry in his fresh AF pink kicks, he forgot to pay for a 7.5" squirting dildo and a sex machine stand on his way out of our Caboolture store! Can you assist police with their inquiries? Our sincere thanks for any assistance."
You would think surely they shouldn't have too much difficulty tracking him down; presumably he was the only fella walking through Caboolture in pinky purple shoes and green sleeves with a massive dildo and a sex machine in his hands.
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If they do catch him though, you'd have to think they would expect him to pay up rather than return the items... cos, you know, ewww.
You'd also think this was a fairly out of the ordinary crime, but there's been a fair few unusual cases cropping up in the land down under of late.
Earlier this week, a mum was taken to court for hitting her daughter on the bum with a wooden spoon.
Police said the mum hit her daughter with the spoon after she found her eating meat out of the fridge that she had previously told her not to touch - the meat had worming tablets inside and was intended for their dogs.
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Elsewhere in Australia, a man has admitted to throwing his girlfriend's cat down a seven-storey rubbish chute because he was jealous of the attention that she was giving it.
The 21-year-old Sydney resident abused Hibala, a two-year-old Ragdoll cat, on two separate occasions while his girlfriend was away and the animal was in his care.
The defendant was ordered to pay a large fine and to fulfil corrective orders - including a three-month intense corrections - but was spared jail because of an early guilty plea.
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