Police Looking For Man With Mullet Covered In Face Tattoos Who Allegedly Stole Sex Vibrators

Police in Australia are on the hunt for a man who they think is behind a string of robberies in Queensland.

The bloke is covered in face tattoos that all have lovely sounding phrases like, 'Never take my soul' and 'Death before dishonour'.

When we say that he's covered, we mean that there's not much space left for him to get inked on his noggin.

Credit: Queensland Police
Credit: Queensland Police

He's wanted in relation to a string of thefts, including $480 worth of vibrators and two cars, two mobile phones and two sour gecko lollies from a Surfers Paradise convenience store.

We hope they catch him purely because of the lolly theft.

In addition to the bloke's face tatts, the mystery man is also sporting a pretty healthy mullet. But it's not even a business in the front style mullet, his head is shaved down to the skin all the way to the back of his head.

Police surely won't have too much trouble finding this guy as he sticks out like a sore thumb.

Credit: Queensland Police
Credit: Queensland Police

According to the Courier Mail, the vibrators in question that he allegedly stole include a $100 'buddy wand' USB personal massager, a $250 pulse wave vibe and a $130 'Tryst' 'multi-erogenous zone' massager.

He is also accused of nicking a Huawei Y3 from a convenience store and then returning the next day to grab a woman's iPhone 8 right out of her hands.

Australia seems to be a bit of a hotbed of sex toy related crime over the past few months.

Last week a Queenslander was seen nabbing a 7.5 inch squirting dildo and a 'sex machine stand'.

The bloke in question - who was wearing some fairly bold pinky purple trainers and a bright green-sleeved top - can be seen gazing longingly at the adult items in his hands.

After a short pause, the guy decides he simply must have them but will not pay for them, exiting the store stage left.

The store in question was BeDaring Adult Shop in Caboolture, north of Brisbane, and they shared the CCTV on Facebook in the hope of tracking down the thief... they also took the opportunity to have a cheeky dig at dildo dude.

A Perth woman was caught on CCTV in May going into an adult store and stuffing a product under her top and walking out. Police released information about the offending woman and asked anyone with information to come forward.

Featured Image Credit: Queensland Police

Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie is a Trending Journalist at LADbible. His first job was as a newsreader and journalist at the award winning Sydney radio station, Macquarie Radio. He was solely responsible for the content broadcast on multiple stations across Australia when the MH17, Germanwings and AirAsia disasters unfolded. Stewart has covered the conflict in Syria for LADbible, interviewing a doctor on the front line, and has contributed to the hugely successful UOKM8 campaign.

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