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Boyfriend Left Baffled By Penis Outline Left In Girlfriend's Fake Tan

Boyfriend Left Baffled By Penis Outline Left In Girlfriend's Fake Tan

They soon realised it was just a fake tan mishap

Jess Hardiman

Jess Hardiman

A bloke got a bit of a surprise when he spotted an unusual shape on his girlfriend's leg - yep, you've guessed it, it was a penis.

Electrician Jay Frost, 29, was apparently a little spooked at first, as the rude imprint didn't match up with his own (much smaller, right mate?), leading him to believe that the only possible outcome was that it had come from a ghost in the middle of the night. Sounds legit.

Thankfully, Jay and girlfriend Kaylou Lovatt, 29, soon realised the shape had actually been caused by Jay's hand on Kaylou's leg as they cuddled after she'd applied fake tan.

The shape left on Kaylou's leg looked like a penis, albeit the sort you'd find drawn on a bus stop timetable.
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Jay, who is from Kidderminster, Worcestershire, said: "For a short amount of time, I was puzzled as I thought, 'Is that my penis?' But then the more I looked at it, the more the sizes didn't match up.

"Then I thought it must have been a ghost's penis because this stuff can happen.

"I looked down to check my penis - that wasn't orange. Then my girlfriend spotted it on my arm, which she thought was hilarious."

The couple realised what had happened when they clocked Jay's arm.
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Unfortuntately, because of the fake tan faux pas, Kaylou was left walking around with the x-rated shape on her leg for four days.

"It was quite a size - bigger than a hamster I suppose," Kaylou said.

"It looks like a penis. Where he's put his hand it's the bottom of his hand and up his arm. I had to keep trying to fake tan over it.

"I was a little bit confused at first. I was thinking it was an outline from an actual penis - I was thinking I don't think I've had one near me.

"I saw his arm and the big tan mark on his arm and realised that made sense. I was initially confused when I woke up.

"Jay found it funny. At first he thought it was a ghost. He thought it was a ghost penis on my leg.

"He was really relieved when he realised what happened, even though he had tan on his arm.

"I showed everybody. They were just laughing at it. It wasn't disguised at all - you could blatantly see it.

Jay and Kaylou.
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"Obviously when I went to work I had to wear tights to hide it. I had been planning to not wear tights but [I couldn't do that].

"I've never had it go wrong before like this. What I do is I have a shower, tan, let it dry and go to bed.

"But obviously his hand has been there all night because we were spooning so it has come off. He won't do that again.

"I'm more like 'can you keep your hands away from me this time' whenever I tan now.

"I was really surprised the hand made that outline. It was the bottom of the palm and up his arm.

"It will probably never happen again. He won't get it in that position again. You'd never imagine it would happen, and you couldn't do it that good again either.

"I was exfoliating it which normally you wouldn't if you wanted your tan to stay. However after the initial 'that's funny', it needed to go."

And believe it not, penis-gate isn't the first time the couple have had a fake tan mishap.

This wasn't their first fake tan mishap, either.
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Kaylou, who has been tanning for years, said: "Another tan disaster I had, I misplaced my tan mitt so used a black sock and some gloves.

"Jay picked this sock up a day later and wore it for 10 hours unknowingly. As a result he had one bright orange foot - even after a bath.

"I've had it where I've tanned before and gone bright orange. I went to have a spray tan and I came out and I was literally bright orange so I didn't do that one again.

"It was a nightmare. Because I'm blonde as well, my eyebrows were just orange. I've been tanning for a number of years.

"I've tanned a lot since [the penis outline on my leg]. It's not happened since then and I haven't been put off by it. I just think fake tan makes you look slimmer."

Jay said: "This isn't our first tan disaster so I'm used to it now."

Featured Image Credit: Kennedy News

Topics: UK News, News, Funny