Notable spoon bender and 'telepath' Uri Geller has made some fairly sensational comments regarding Brexit, including threatening to stop the process with the power of his mind if Theresa May doesn't do it herself.
Well, if Uri Geller says it's a bad idea...
Is Uri Geller the saviour of Remain? Credit: PA
Geller reckons that the 'British people do not want Brexit'. He knows this because he feels it 'psychically'. Of course he does.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, this isn't the most bizarre thing that he said in the letter. Seriously, there's talk about Winston Churchill's spoons and everything.
Geller wrote: "I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit,
"As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it."
The good news is, he's offered up a glimmer of hope to May. The spoon-bending psychic says that he will let her have the first chance to cancel Brexit by revoking Article 50 - the part of the Treaty of Lisbon that allows European Union member states to leave.
He continued: "Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance."
Better get on with it then, eh?
Everyone else has had a go, why not give the spoon-bender a chance? Credit: PA
While you still have a chance. Uri isn't fucking about, here.
May isn't the only politician that Geller is unhappy with. He's not keen on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn either.
In the same letter that he wrote to the PM, he mentioned: "As you might have read, I am ensuring that Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street, with the power of my mind which I have proved over and again.
"I will ensure that they bend out of all proportion to ensure that he never takes up residence there."
Hmm. Is it the power of Uri's mind, or is it the fact that there hasn't been a general election? Also, would the keys bending out of shape really do the trick? Would democratic process be overturned based upon something that could be solved with a trip to Homebase?
So many questions.
Either way, this is the Britain we have created. May the Lord have mercy on all our souls.
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