I'm one hundred and ten percent certain that sex on a plane must be the most underwhelming thing two people can do. Not saying that's what this couple were doing when they emerged from the toilet (after 10 minutes) though...
The pair were in the loo together on a United Airlines flight and left fellow passengers stood outside probably on the verge of bursting.
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The guy left, rather casually I might add, and then a woman followed him out to the surprise of everyone who saw them.
Filming the whole fiasco, volleyballer Stafford Slick joked 'now I've seen everything' before adding that the people stood outside had been waiting for a 'ballpark of ten minutes'.
According to The Sun, at one point a flight attendant with a drinks trolley walked past and said 'you're still right here' to a woman that was waiting.
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One of the passengers responded: "There's folks in there." Emphasis on the plurality of that word.
The bathroom door eventually opened and a man with a red jumper left with a bag across his body followed by a woman who was also wearing a red jumper.
So, let's get this straight. Two people in one of the most confined spaces ever. Both wearing jumpers and potentially new members of the Mile High Club. That must have been a sweat fest.
Sharing the video on Instagram, Slick wrote: "These women had been posted up on the lavatory, ready for a ballpark of 10 minutes," he then added: "I've been on a LOT of flights... this is a first."
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The shocked athlete later wrote: "Couldn't believe my eyes...I've heard the legends, but never thought I would see it in real life #milehigh #travel #nowiveseeneverything #unitedairlines".
At least these guys had the decency to lock themselves in the toilet (to the inconvenience of everyone else) which is more than Cara Delevingne can say.
When she was interviewed by Graham Norton the model said: "I've had sex in planes a lot. But I've always been caught. It's super-hard not to get caught.
"I had sex in the chair on the plane and there was a guy watching. We ended up telling the air stewardess what was happening. Like, 'This guy keeps staring at us. Can you tell him to stop?'."
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Graham quizzed: "You were doing it, and a man was watching it..." Cara interjected: "My father is here by the way, sorry dad."
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/staffordslick