Let me tell you about a place, it's a place that you - a normal person - could visit, should you so desire.
In this place, you can have all the sex and drugs you want (the rock and roll you'll have to provide yourself) for just a simple flat fee.
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A bit like Love Island, but not suitable for telly.
If that sort of thing interests you, you can pay up your £4,600 and get stuck in - if you'll excuse the crass turn of phrase - to orgies and drugs with various partners and varieties for a whole weekend.
There is a catch, of course. You'll have to get out to the 'Sex Island' in Venezuela.
At the most recent event run on the island, Ryan, a dentist from New York, travelled along for the second time and told The Mirror about his experiences on the South American sex tourism resort.
The island itself is Margarita Island and it has a hotel, nightclub, and private beach. Ryan left Trinidad and Tobago's capital Port of Spain on a yacht and headed for the Venezuelan island.
Upon arrival - and because he's now a veteran of these events - he went straight up to the two 'best-looking' women and asked them to stick with him for the whole trip.
The first night sees a 'lesbian sex show' taking place in the nightclub. A nice quiet one to start with, then.
Ryan told The Mirror: "This guy called Samuel, the macho man in the group, got up and started having sex with the girls.
"Slowly almost everyone, including me, started having sex in the club. Huge orgy."
It isn't just sex and drugs - though it is almost exclusively that - you can also play golf. Of course, there is a twist. The winner of an 'orgy golf tournament' wins 'all 100 girls for 15 minutes'.
Of course, not all of the activities are for everyone. Ryan found himself bored by the topless salsa lessons, for example.
Instead, he said that he simply went for - you've guessed it - another orgy.
He said: "We took some pictures to remember it, although I'll have to hide them so my wife doesn't find them!"
Well, Ryan sounds like a stand-up guy, doesn't he?
According to Ryan's 'report', many of the people who attend such events are from the USA and Canada, but there are also people from Europe and Asia who attend.
Such is the toll of a weekend on the island, people were 'passing out' from the sheer intensity of it all.
After a quick game of strip tennis - that's a thing there, too - it's back to the nightclub for more drugs, sex, and debauchery.
Then, no sooner has it all begun, it is all over, and all of the men return to their boring, and presumably miserable, lives.
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