Not only did it have nothing beyond eggs, there were absolutely shitloads of the things. Either this guy is on some seriously strange diet or he really likes his eggs.
If he wasn't a Trump supporter before breakfast, he will be by lunchtime with that amount of egg sloshing around in his stomach. Good grief.
He was interviewed by Fox News about the upcoming 2020 US elections and revealed some pretty insightful political opinions, I'm sure you'll agree.
Inside Johnny V's Classic Café in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Johnny was interviewed by a TV crew. Whether or not he is the Johnny with his name on the sign above the door is unclear.
What is clear is that Johnny is a retired truck driver who now spends his days sitting in diners eating plates of eggs and nothing else.
Asked about the creeping threat of socialism - always a guarantee to get a rise out of a Trump supporter - Johnny said: "It's totally ridiculous.
"They're promising people everything; free this, free that, free this, free that. And in actuality if you sit down and look at it, that's buying votes."
Let's not even bother to try to unpack that. We don't have the time or the will to fathom out that particular political profundity.
Donald Trump, looking like he is taking a leak in a bush. Credit: PA
What is really important here is that Johnny, at just after 6.30am, is sat in a diner eating a plate that contains a whole pile of eggs.
It's tough to count exactly how many, but definitely more than 6. Probably more than 10. Who even knows?
Oh, and he's got a large glass of soda. No complaints about that.
Naturally, the internet has been quite interested in Johnny - again, less for his views - and they've been commenting on his unusual breakfast.
One observer said: "Holy crap! Check out how many eggs this Trump fan had on his plate during an interview with Fox & Friends at a Milwaukee diner."
Another added: "He was too busy raving about the socialists buying votes that i didn't even notice he literally has a whole-ass carton of eggs on his plate"
A third added: "I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of [bacon and] eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the [bacon and] eggs you have.'"
Hell, maybe this is the American dream. The guy has worked his ass off as a truck driver and now, in his retirement, he wants to rant about stuff that he maybe doesn't understand properly while eating a shit ton of eggs.
Wouldn't fancy getting stuck in the cab of an 18-wheeler with him after that breakfast, though.
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