Upon discovering you're going to become a parent, no one ever imagines that the final task will occur in the front of a car.
Yet this woman absolutely owns it and gives no fucks in the process:
The now mum-of-five, can be seen kneeling down on the passenger seat of the car as she screams and shrieks her way through the birth of her daughter.
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Her husband filmed the entire event as they attempted to get to the hospital.
And just to show how untimely the whole thing was, the couple's three children are sat (rather patiently) in the back.
They look cool, calm and collected as they're mum screeches her way through the birth of their new sibling. Looking not the slightest bit phased by all the commotion.
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The video begins with the husband asking: "Can you wait like two minutes?" Well, what do you reckon? Given the fact she's in position, pants off - I'd say she probably can't wait, no.
All soon becomes perfectly clear that the baby is well on it's way and is certainly ignoring her dad's first orders.
He adds: "Hold on, wait, wait, wait," - first of all, it doesn't really happen like that. But his wife keeps screaming and says "I don't know what's happening".
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These guys have had four previous goes at this. It seems you do forget the pain of labour after all.
Seconds later crying can be heard and she is holding her new born daughter in her arms. It's such a beautiful and natural moment, but Jesus, you'd wish you were somewhere other than a moving vehicle surrounded by windows.
After all the drama unfolds in the front of the car the husband pans the camera round to the back seat and BAM there's three children we never even knew were there.
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One is looking out of the window - y'know like his mum hasn't just been face-to-face with him screaming down his ear pushing a baby out. In fact, he probably still believes in the stalk - well, until now.
The astonishing footage, thought to have been filmed in Dallas, Texas, was uploaded to social media and has already drawn thousands of hits.
Posted on Instagram, the video was captioned: "There was something beyond special, about getting to deliver my own baby.
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"No doctors or nurses, no lights, or busy people, no one interrupting a moment that should be the most special moments for families as they bring life into the world.
"The pain was there, but the joy and peace that followed in those minutes we got to spend alone with our sweet girl was more rewarding then anything I could have asked for.
"I witnessed my body take over and a baby be born into my hands. My body is not swollen, and I have no tears.
"I had my husband and children around me, and for 5 minutes, we embraced everything that happened without any interruption.
"It was crazy. But it was Amazing."
Congrats, you guys. Here's to your brand new baby daughter and your other children's very frequent future nightmares.
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