An OAP in Thailand was caught having sex with a cow and had to be physically restrained by locals.
The 68-year-old man was found completely naked and had reportedly been spotted dragging the two-year-old cow, named Non, into the bushes.
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The cow's owner had heard stories about the animal being sexually assaulted in the field before.
When the elderly man was found he had no clothes on and, apparently, his legs were 'covered in semen'. Vom.
The owner then called on passers-by to help restrain him.
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When questioned by police, the man said that he'd seen his friends doing it and 'enjoying themselves', so wanted to give it a go.
He told police: ''The cow was not hurt and I only did it for pleasure. I have friends who have done it before and they told me it felt good so I wanted to try.''
Lieutenant Colonel Ronan Surawit, Deputy Director of Police at Hat Yai Police Station, said: ''We brought him for questioning where he eventually admitted the scandalous behaviour."
The old man then admitted he'd done it several times before with different animals.
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A local resident said: ''I was driving past the area when the owner cried for help, so I helped him catch this pervert.
''We saw sperm stains on his legs and also on the area where he tethered the cow. So we thought that he must already finish having sex her when we caught him.''
I can't even...
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Perhaps even worse, because Thailand doesn't have any laws on bestiality, all police could do was give him a 300 Baht fine (£8 / $10), and send him on his way. The fine was for public nudity.
The law in the UK is much stricter on such things - last year, an 80-year-old man was been banned from every farm in Britain after being found guilty of outraging public decency by molesting cows.
John Curno, 80, appeared at Uxbridge Magistrates Court where he was accused of pushing his fist into a cow's rectum and performing a sex act.
The court was told Curno was seen several times talking to a herd of 150 cows and masturbating in fields belonging to Park Lodge Farm in Uxbridge last summer.
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