You Can Now Buy A Boob Shaped Pillow For Nap Time

A wise man once said: "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody a bosom." And if these are sentiments you find yourself agreeing with on a regular basis, then you'll be pleased to know you can get your filthy paws on one of these very tasteful and not at all creepy boob pillows.

Who wouldn't want to snuggle up to this? Credit: Amazon
Who wouldn't want to snuggle up to this? Credit: Amazon

What a time to be alive, eh?

Ideal for the lonely, the weird and everyone in between, the pillow will set you back £14.50 and comes with free delivery - are you going to get a better offer than that today? I don't think you are.

The pillow's description says it is a 'great as a gift or to keep for yourself', which seems fair enough. It measures 15-inches across if that's the sort of information you think will be useful, and is a sort-of weird flesh colour.

It's also probably ideal to rest your weary head on after a long, hard day of pretending to be normal.

You don't need to take my word for it, either, the pillow has a solid 4.5 stars out of five on Amazon.


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With one reviewer gushing: "I got this as a jokey Christmas present for my boyfriend, he absolutely loves it. It has pride of place on his side of the bed. Great quality! The nipples are a very bright pink though!" Well, whatever floats your fella's boat, love.

But why stop there?

You can also get yourself a 'Buttress Pillow', which is, as you can imagine - a butt-shaped pillow to cuddle up to. Great if you get sick of your boob cushion. Or maybe fancy a bit of both at once.

According to a description from the pillow's page: "Since the beginning of time man has desired the butt. So round, so soft, so bootylicious. The ancient human mission has always been to claim that booty. However, this mission takes time, well-tailored texts, and Netflix, and so the eternal struggle goes on... until today.

"Introducing the Buttress Pillow. Scientists have created a butt without the extra expensive maintenance, the incomprehensible mood changes, or the gas.


"Soft, comfortable, all natural, it has surpassed 90 percent of all human butts in both shape and function. On this historical day we mark the dawn of a new age, a time when everyone can feel the peace and happiness of butts - butts for all. Claim your booty."

They come in three different colours - so that's something - and they're 'ergonomically designed', apparently.

However, unlike the cheap as chips boob pillow, the Buttress Pillow costs $69.00 (£54) - but it is 100 percent biodegradable, environmentally-friendly and ethically more...rounded.

What more could you ask for? Don't answer that.

Featured Image Credit: Amazon

Claire Reid

Claire Reid is a journalist at LADbible. Claire graduated from Liverpool John Moores University with a BA in journalism. She’s previously worked at Trinity Mirror. Since joining LADbible, Claire has worked on pieces for the UOKM8? mental health campaign, the Yemen crisis, life in the Calais Jungle as well as a profile of a man who is turning himself into a cyborg.

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