There's been some weird feud going on between Piers Morgan and Kim Kardashian for a while now. I'm struggling to get my head around it entirely, but basically Morgan seems to regularly take issue on Twitter with Kim Kardashian taking photos of herself partially naked.
I can only speculate on why Piers has an issue with Kim K doing what Kim K does, but it probably has something to do with the fact he's a walking embodiment of yer da'. "Put some clothes on," he says, bursting with the bullshit-sanctimony of somebody who presided over the Daily Mirror at the height of its hacking of celebrities phones.
I'm just going to put it out there and say that my opinion is that Piers probably really fancies Kim. I mean, that's the only logical reason I can think of for his obsession with her and what she does and how many clothes she should and should not be wearing. And whether or not, she is or is not a feminist.
In fact, I'm not saying he probably just fancies her, because the whole world - myself included - fancies her. It's Kim Kardashian. No, I'm talking a creepy, seedy, reciprocated, obsessive crush.
That's the only way I can explain it; that or he's just really obsessed with getting media attention so he just says these things to get a bit of publicity for his sad little life.
Anyway, here's what he's said this time...
"Love me, just love me Kim," he cries.
"FUCK IT IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU THEN I'M GONNA TRY TO SHAME YOU TO THE WORLD," comes his last gasp.
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