Bloke Absolutely Savages His Girlfriend On 'Your Face Or Mine'

Your Face Or Mine is an absolutely savage show. Luckily, I'm single, but if I had to choose who was fitter between a girlfriend and an ex I'd probably just opt for the girlfriend to avoid getting in the dog house.

This wasn't the case with a bloke called Kaio. After his ex, Sarah, was welcomed by host Jimmy Carr onto the Comedy Central UK show's couch, he was asked whether he would get with her again. He didn't piss around and pretend that he was no longer interested.

"Of course," he replied, before unconvincingly adding: "if I was single."

You're probably guessing where this is going. He was then asked to choose who was fitter, his current girlfriend, Modina or his ex.

Watch what happened next on the show, which is broadcast on Wednesdays at 8pm:

Fucking hell, how about that? And that's not the first time we've seen a savaging on the show.

The other week, a guy called Ben and his other half, Stephanie, decided to risk their relationship for the chance to win some money.

The face he pulls right before takes the piss. Credit: Comedy Central/Your Face Or Mine?

It started off alright. Host Katherine Ryan asked the couple how they met and Ben shared quite a nice story about faking an injury in order to talk to her. Kind of sweet, maybe a bit creepy. I don't know, I can't tell anymore.

Jimmy then asked the couple if they had any hidden talents, before putting up a photo of Stephanie doing something called 'pole fitness', which is pole dancing to get fit, apparently.

This was followed by a photo of Ben and his pals - who sort of look like different versions of him - in tiny underpants. I'm not sure why such a photo exists, but you better believe Jimmy wasn't letting it go without passing comment.

Good-sport Ben has a laugh as the image flashes up on the screen, only for Jimmy to quickly point out: "All the other guys seem to have filled their shorts."

Brutal. Feeling a bit sorry for himself, poor Ben then says: "I'm in the worst shape out of my friends."

Ben took it pretty well. Credit: Comedy Central/Your Face Or Mine?

As if that isn't bad enough, Jimmy doesn't stop. Sharing the story of being surprised when she saw Ben without a beard for the first time, Stephanie said: "I almost cried, because I'd never seen that part of his face."

"And you were really upset?" Jimmy asked. Ouch.

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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