This Lad's Girlfriend Made Him A 'Rulebook' For Magaluf And She's Taking No Prisoners

Partners tend to get nervous when their loved one is off on a lads' holiday

But one woman has taken the paranoia to a whole new level by creating a rule book for her boyfriend ahead of his trip to Shagaluf, Spain, with the boys. Locals have been known to call it Magaluf.

Whitney Travers, from Edinburgh, has curated a 10-step rule book for boyfriend Kieran Lumsden - with rules including: "Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)."

Boyfriend Kieran, who works in a supermarket and is currently having the time of his life on the Spanish party island, shared the book on Twitter with the caption: 'Whitney's took psychoness to a new level'.

Have a look at the tweet here...

Take her second rule, which makes it pretty fucking clear how she views cheating, or even talking to other women, as she writes: "No girls whatsoever. Don't look. Don't talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too)."

That's six exclamation marks in a row. Six.

She follows it up with rule three: "Do not follow girls on social media."

Keen to stop the lad from doing any of the other shit that make lads holidays such a laugh, she warns him about getting any tattoos. Saying: "TATTOO = NAW, you'll be checked when you get home."

Featured image credit: Twitter / KieranLumsden67

Adding rule 5: "DON'T mix drink! "DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS."

She then returns to the theme of the lad avoiding women, writing: "If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex," "Stay in your own bed!" and "Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me."

She also tells Kieran that he has to text 'Kim' - his mother - every day. She writes: "Text Kim every day! She'll be worrying."

Rule 10, again, warned her beau against coming into contact with members of the opposite sex. "You tell every girl about me ok - if someone flirts, WALK AWAY," she stated.

Featured image credit: Twitter / KieranLumsden67

Finally, she adds one last word of warning, writing: "NO PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC STORIES."

Sadly, Whitney, I hate to have to tell you this, but everyone knows that the first rule of any lads' holiday is that the rule book's out the window.

With that in mind, you're just going to have to hope Kieran is a good boy.

Words by James Dawson

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Topics: magaluf

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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