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 Kim Jong-Un Cooks Up 'Love Potion' To Spurn Population's Libido

Kim Jong-Un Cooks Up 'Love Potion' To Spurn Population's Libido

Mr Lover Lover.

James Dawson

James Dawson

When he has some down-time from persecuting his citizens on the basis of their religion, orchestrating the execution of his political opponents and engineering weapons of mass destruction, apparently Kim Jong-Un likes to turn his hand to endeavours of a more sexual nature. Move over Shaggy, Kimmy's in town.

According to the Sun, the North Korean dictator has ordered his top scientists to develop a new sex potion for North Korean men, which is big news. If successful, it could even be rolled out and extended in the west as the label includes English, Chinese and Russian instructions. Let's hope the scientists rise to the occasion.

One is a liquid medicine made from sea urchins, with the label describing it as: "A tonic that has a good effect on physical and mental fatigue, sexual dysfunction, poor appetite and diarrhoea."

Here's a video to get you into the North Korean spirit.

Credit: YouTube / Latest news

Another libido boosting drug is made from snake extract and is aimed at middle-aged men who are finding their desire fading as they enter their twilight years.

A third is made from alcohol soaked mushrooms. It is claimed that: "The solution has fatigue-recovering, sexual function enhancing, tonic, blood-purifying, stress-easing, anti-inflammation and immune-restoring effects." That sounds incredible!

According to the state-owned and ever-reliable Pyongyang Times, the treatments have been devised by the Korea Oriental Medicine Development Centre and "are all made from extracts of medicinal materials and do neither addict their users nor produce side effects, even if they are used for a long time."

North Korean scientist Ryu Il Nam has also promised that the country will begin to develop cancer curing drugs in the near future. He had this to say: "Cancer is not an incurable disease. We'll continue to develop efficient anti-cancer drugs to protect human lives."

Kim's scientists also claim to have 'developed' 50 other anti-cancer treatments made from local plants like milkweed.

No doubt they've also claimed that the country is Alzheimer's disease, Parkison's, diabetes and asthma free too.

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Topics: Sex, North Korea

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