Man Goes To A McDonald's To Order Cheese, Because 'Why Not' I Guess

I'm bang into the self-service machines in McDonald's. It means you can order your meal while forgoing all human contact - which obviously is fucking awesome - but also with everyone waving their ticket numbers in the air it makes a 4am post night out Maccies look like a pissed-up version of 1920s Wall Street.

Anyway, from the looks of it I'm not the only one having fun at the self-service. This guy is too...

Wowza, would you look at that.

Someone on Twitter who calls themselves 'Merchant' - first name 'Banter', am I right? - decided to strip his lunch down to the very basics.

He ordered a cheese burger, only to remove the sauces, pickles, bun and even the beef patty.

Basically he ordered a single slice of cheese. And he paid 99 pence for it.

Here's how Twitter reacted...

Why didn't the bloke just go to the supermarket and buy some cheese?

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How About This Awesome Looking Maccies?

Most of us feel like once we've seen one McDonald's, we've seen them all. And generally you'd be right. They're all clean and modern looking, right?

WRONG.

Look at this fancy AF Maccies.

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Credit: SWNS

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I can imagine a knight sitting at one of these tables, chowing down on a Big Mac and fries.

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Credit: SWNS

Imagine rocking up here after a night of irresponsible drinking; you'd think you'd time travelled or something.

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The fast-food restaurant, which is in Shropshire, has features which date back to the 12th century and comes with stained glass windows, exposed stone walls and wooden balconies.

The owners have added wooden tables, pews and chairs to keep it looking traditional.

I know McDonald's isn't known as an ideal date location, but I reckon any girl would be happy to be brought here.

Sadly, though, you will never get the chance (sorry to piss of your parade), because after 34 long years of flipping burgers and salting fries the restaurant has closed its doors.

Before the closure, a McDonald's spokesperson said: "We are sad to confirm that our Shrewsbury restaurant will close on February 25 after 34 years of trading when the lease expires."

Damn. Maybe try a KFC?

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Topics: McDonald's

James Dawson

James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible. He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the 'Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic.

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