After months of mass debate about the European Union, finally the result of the referendum was revealed. Yes, that's right lads, we're having a Brexit.
What it will mean nobody seems to know at the moment. All I know is that I'm fucking glad it's done with.
Tomorrow your Facebook friends will go back to posting selfies and pictures of their food and they'll forget that for the past few weeks they've been posting statuses as if they've been elected to the House of Commons.
But here we are, for one last day, the armchair MPs making one last speech - crying out for likes and the 'so tru bbs xx' comments.
Truth is everyone's just making rehashes of the same handful of points. Here are the five people you're bound to have seen popping up on your wall today....
THE BRITISH DONALD TRUMP
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They voted for Brexit, they told you to bring your own marker pen to the polling station and now all their status comment arguments have been vindicated.
They'll be celebrating Independence Day with good old British fish'n'chips. They don't want any of that bloody foreign muck - it's all the immigrants' fault after all. It's time to make bloody Britain bloody great again.
Just wait till they find out that Scotland and Northern Ireland voted to remain and that it's likely the Scottish will be holding its own independence referendum.
It's not just the immigrants anymore - they've got a new target to put the 'great' in Britain.
"LETS BUILD A WALL", they say. "who's gonna build it? SCOTLAND."
THE ARMCHAIR ANARCHIST
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They didn't give a shit about the referendum, they just want to see the world burn. They weren't advocating Brexit because they thought it would be better for the country, they just knew the chaos it would cause.
When they saw the value of the pound plummeting they weren't scared for the future of the economy, they were egging it on: "Get down, get down y'bastard" they shouted at the tele.
Whatever opinion most of their Facebook feed has, they're sure to have the opposite.
Are they misguided? Are they just sociopaths? Who knows, but don't reward them by taking the bait and commenting.
SANCTIMONIOUS REMAINERS
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"How could our community have been so stupid." By which they mean, 'why is everyone stupid apart from me and my vegan friends'.
Of course they wanted to reform the EU because, as they say, it was loads of 'Eurocrats' making decisions about our lives. It doesn't matter that they had no idea how to reform it.
All they know is that leaving is so much worse and Farage and Boris Johnson are pure evil.
They've been clogging up your newsfeed with whining about David Cameron and Tory austerity for the last 6 years, but now they seem to be sad about the fact he's gone.,
Make up your minds already, and for the sake of my sanity can you guys stop implying everyone that doesn't agree with you is racist.
POLITICS GEEKS
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Because they got a 2:2 in modern politics at Manchester Met they reckon they're the dog's bollocks when it comes to predicting the future of the economy. In fact they're probably thinking of throwing their name into the hat for PM now David Cameron's gone.
It doesn't matter that like everyone else they didn't see the result coming, their belief that they can predict our political future is unflinching.
They're posting Financial Times articles even they don't understand about the future of the economy and its impact of the stock market.
The only likes are other people pretending to be clever too.
'I'M STILL SO CONFUSED' CREW
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"OMG what's going on, can't believe wats been going on it dis country" they post. They'd have posted it either way the referendum went.
The 'I'm so confused-ers' seem to take a pride in their own ignorance; they don't know what happening in the country, they don't know who the prime minister is, but most off all they want to let you know that they don't know.
To be fair, these people have got to genuinely be thick, but I guess it doesn't matter seeing as they didn't vote anyway.
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Please don't be one of these, I'm begging you. I've been scrolling through it all day and I'm not sure I can take it any more.
Thank God, it'll all be over soon.
Words by James Dawson
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