When events promoter B Banks took out his phone and started filming at V Live strip club in Dallas, he was probably just making sure such a precious, tender memory would last a lifetime.
The last thing you can imagine he wanted was to be fearing for the life of a dancer.
Sadly for him that's exactly what happened. Sliding down the pole head first, at an alarming rate, a stripper stops inches from breaking her neck in a video he has since posted to Twitter.
On a second watch, though, it looks as if it could be part of the act.
He captioned the video: "My money got scared back in my pocket I couldn't even throw nothing."
Watch it here...
Credit: B Banks
You can say that again.
And again and again.
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