Technology advancements are making our lives easier every single day. Uber and Just Eat allow us to get a taxi/food without the need to speak to anyone; self-driving cars are no longer science-fiction; thanks to self-service checkouts you can do your weekly shop without having to make small talk with a cashier and robot helpers, like Roomba and Alexa are making their way into more and more homes.
And so, to this:
Clever. Credit: Arlan Robotic Services
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Yep, it's a robotic blowjob machine, because why not?
Arlan Robotic Services has created the 'first robotic droid sex toy capable of recreating intimate human oral interaction'. What a time to be alive.
The project is currently being crowdfunded, but the creators had this to say about the robot: "The robot looks, smells, feels and moves like a real human in the room with you.
"You can't actually see the robots face so someone can match the clothes, hairstyle and perfume of anyone they choose to, like a celebrity or the person in the office and virtually have an intimate experience with them whenever they like." Person in the office? Not sure about that.
And if you're slightly worried about one of your mates coming to yours and seeing your sex robot, don't worry, Arlan has you covered. When not in use the robot converts into this metal structure and you can keep the head inside this cushion.
Clever. Credit: Arlan Robotic Services
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The crowdfunder currently stands at £5,907 and is hoping to reach £12,500. If you want to get your mitts on one, you'll need to handover £95 plus shipping to receive one of the three droid head models.
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The description states: "The heads ship inside a cushion for discretion where they can be safely stored away and come complete with a mounting bracket to attach to a table for hands-free use. The head is usable as a stand-alone product and can function very well when just operated by hand." Wonderful.
Featured Image Credit: Arlan Robotic Services