Love him or hate him, Jeremy Clarkson is a man of many strong opinions when it comes to vehicles.
He's not afraid to analyse, judge and rate your whip in a uniquely British and (slightly) controversial manner.
Whether you own a Mini Cooper or Inbetweeners-inspired Fiat, even your number plate and clothing isn't safe from scrutiny. Here, Jezza goes in on everyone from celebs to Twitter users.
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