Jumanji star Jack Black's life advice is the most hilarious guidance you'll hear before the curtains draw on 2017.
The Tenacious D frontman tackles some of your trickiest predicaments yet. Like pestering dogs disrupting your alone time in the bedroom, to maintenance man role play and farting grandmas at Christmas.
He also has a handy recommendation for travellers looking to explore South America, and how to avoid being picked on if you're the smallest and youngest of all your mates.
At the end, Jack does confess: "I know it was not good advice, but it came from the heart". Not before injuring a few people with his ninja-like cue card throws.
Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is out now in UK cinemas