Dog Walker Forgets Ball - Cocker Spaniel Finds Dildo To Play With Instead

There's no point in taking someone for a picnic and forgetting to bring any food. Equally, there's no point in taking your dog on a walk and then forgetting to bring their ball.

If you do, then you can have no complaints when you find them chewing on a dildo instead - the dog that is, not the picnic pal.

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On Sunday 2 February, Richard Crum, from Ossett, West Yorkshire, made the grave error of forgetting his cocker spaniel's ball.

This is a mistake the 50-year-old has made a few times in the past, but Florence normally responds by finding a stick or a water bottle to play with instead. On this occasion though, the four-year-old pooch took Richard off guard with what she found discarded by the cycle path.

He said: "I was incredibly shocked that someone could accidentally leave their personal item in the middle of open countryside, after trying to work out what it actually was.

"At first I thought she'd found a rubber chicken when she ran towards me, but when she got closer I realised it certainly wasn't a chicken, more of a c**k.

"I couldn't resist getting a couple of pictures of the proud Florence and her new toy.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry."

I think this is definitely a laugh situation, Richard. Imagine being another dog walker in the Ossett area, and as you get to the cycle path you find a 50-year-old man in floods of tears, a cocker spaniel by his side with a dildo in its mouth.

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Fortunately, Richard didn't cry, though he may have been tempted to as he ashamedly chased his pooch around and tried to get her to drop her new toy.

He said: "She'll often pick up sports bottles left by kids or is quite good at finding a random ball. Never found anything quite like this before.

"She wouldn't drop it at first for about two minutes. Eventually she let go but as soon as I tried to move her on, she grabbed it again and kept running back with it.

"It took around five mins of chasing her to finally forget her discovery. The temptation of a stick didn't do much nor did the word call.

"The worst part was when an elderly gentleman cycled past with a rather disgusted look on his face."

Fair play to the cyclist, nobody likes to see a good dildo ruined.

Topics: Funny, Community, Animals, Dogs

Jake Massey

Jake Massey is a journalist at LADbible. He graduated from Newcastle University, where he learnt a bit about media and a lot about living without heating. After spending a few years in Australia and New Zealand, Jake secured a role at an obscure radio station in Norwich, inadvertently becoming a real-life Alan Partridge in the process. From there, Jake became a reporter at the Eastern Daily Press. Jake enjoys playing football, listening to music and writing about himself in the third person.

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