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Nudist Chases Boars Through Park After They Steal His Laptop

Nudist Chases Boars Through Park After They Steal His Laptop

God, I love it when this happens

Jake Massey

Jake Massey

***WARNING: CONTAINS PICTURES OF A BLOKE'S ARSE IN MOTION***

There's no greater feeling than relaxing in the park on a fine summer's day, your b*****ks exposed to the world. Perhaps if you're feeling really indulgent, you'll enjoy a little surf of the web while you're at it.

But for one bloke in Germany, this most pure of pleasures was ruined by a family of thieving boars, who emerged seemingly out of nowhere before nicking his laptop and charging off.

Landed in this most frustrating of predicaments, the guy did what any of us would and gave chase - as countless onlookers p**sed themselves laughing.

What a sight.
Facebook/Adele Landauer

The pig-pocketing took place on Wednesday at Teufelssee, a popular bathing spot to the west of Berlin.

Now, in centuries gone by, if a boar stole your bodkin or whatever while you had your bits out, you'd at least be able to console yourself with the knowledge that only eyewitnesses would get the pleasure of laughing at you as you gave chase.

But in this day and age, the bodkin is a laptop, and the eyewitnesses have cameras and social media accounts. As such, it was inevitable that this most perfect of moments would become a viral hit.

Adele Landauer, an actor and life coach, was on hand to capture arguably the greatest chase scene ever and shared the pictures on Facebook after getting permission off the guy.

Robbery in boar-d daylight.
Facebook/Adele Landauer

Sharing the snaps, she said: "Nature strikes back! Wild boar hunt at Teufelssee!

"In the yellow bag is the man's laptop, so he gave it his all in the Adams costume. I then showed the photos to the man, he laughed soundly and authorised me to make them public."

What a guy. Sadly we don't know his name, however we do know what his arse looks like in motion, so that's something.

Fortunately for the man, he was eventually able to retrieve his laptop from the swindling swine, but not until everyone had enjoyed a right good laugh at his expense.

Clearly, this was an extremely unusual incident, but it was much less unusual than it would be in say, Hyde Park or Central Park.

First of all, boars are fairly common in the area, and second of all, getting your giblets out is quite ordinary too.

Germany has a strong tradition of naturism, particularly in summer, for obvious reasons. It's called Freikörperkultur, or FKK for short, which means 'free body culture'.

Featured Image Credit: Facebook/Adele Landauer

Topics: Viral, Funny, Germany, Community, Animals