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Guy's Crotch Tattoo Is So Bad He Fears He'll Never Have Sex Again

Guy's Crotch Tattoo Is So Bad He Fears He'll Never Have Sex Again

Remember last week when we brought you an early contender for the 'Worst Tattoo of 2016' award? Well, he has a rival.

Lewis Flint, 21, from Grimsby, thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo of Henry The Hoover on his crotch when he was 16. It wasn't, Lewis, it really wasn't.

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As you can imagine, the shocking tattoo is hindering his ability to have a relationship. If I'm being honest, mate, you probably don't deserve one for getting such a shite tattoo.

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"When I first got it done aged 16 I couldn't stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it," Lewis revealed on Channel 4's Bodyshockers.

"But I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked. When she saw it she said 'what's that? I am off!' I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done."

Lewis revealed that he chose to get the Henry tattoo over his other ideas. They included a peeled banana and Superman. All really, really bad ideas.

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"When I think about that night the girl walked out it does haunt me and puts me off showing it to other women in the future," he admitted. "Laser is too painful for me to get rid of this tattoo, I am going to have to put up with it."

Lewis, you silly boy.

You can watch Lewis' story on Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos which is on Channel 4 Wednesdays at 10pm. It'll make you feel better about your shit tattoos.

Speaking of bad decisions...

Image credits: Channel 4

Topics: Community, Tattoo, Channel 4

Liam Bond

My mum's on Tinder, so I have very little left to live for. @The0therbond

 

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