Arnott’s Has Made Your Favourite Biscuits Into Blocks Of Chocolate
Stop the goddamn press because Arnott's has taken the game to a new level after turning your favourite biccies into goddamn blocks of chocolate.
That's right, if you're not stinging for a biscuit, Arnott's has got you covered with their Iced VoVo, Ginger Nut, Jatz, Wagon Wheels and Scotch Finger chocolate blocks.
How the hell they thought a Jatz chocolate was a good idea is anyone's guess but surely there will be people absolutely digging into these.
They'll be available at Coles, independent retailers and the major petrol stations and convenience stores across the country from next week.
People have been going gangbusters over the announcement, although others are a bit devastated that Arnott's didn't include a Monte Carlo or Mint Slice block of chocolate.
"Don't be scared of Jatz chocolate, I eat Jatz dipped in Nutella all the time! The sweet and salty is delish! Well played arnotts!" wrote one person.
"Iced VoVo chocolate! I think I just had a moment," said another.
The company wrote on their website: "We've blended smooth and creamy chocolate with real biscuit pieces to create a twist on your favourite classics. Each chocolatey bite brings to life the deliciousness of Australia's most iconic biscuits."
This incredible news is on top of Arnott's and Dairy Farmers' partnership to turn some of these classic biccies into milkshakes.
Many people thought it was an April Fool's Day joke because surely it couldn't be real, could it?
Oh yes it is, introducing Mint Slice and VoVo milkshakes.
Dairy Farmers and Arnott's released a statement to WSFM, which said: "Dairy Farmers and Arnott's have joined forces to deliver a modern twist on some of Australia's most iconic flavours, with a limited-edition series of unique 'bikkie' inspired flavoured milks.
"Taking dunking to a whole new level, the two new flavours are a fresh take on some of Australia's favourite biscuit snacks, Arnott's Iced VoVo and Arnott's Mint Slice.
"Both are bound to get taste-buds tingling and are made with real ingredients; peppermint oil infuses the Mint Slice and the Iced VoVo resounds of fresh raspberry jam.
"Both products will launch nationwide in Independent Grocery and Convenience stores this April, with Coles and Woolworths supermarkets stocking the range from May 20.
"As this is a limited-edition release, consumers wanting to sip their way down bikkie lane are encouraged to get in fast to avoid missing out."
These will certainly divide opinion as some people believe you shouldn't mess with a good thing.
Featured Image Credit: Arnott's