A man has vowed not to eat a carrot that he discovered in a bag from Tesco because it looks like two legs and a penis.
Michael Coates, 47, pulled the rude veg from its bag and fell about laughing at the shape of it.
He then snapped some photos which appear to show the vegetable with two 'legs' - and a possible appendage.
Bespoke tailor Michael, from Stokesley, North Yorks., is now storing it in the fridge as a souvenir, unwilling to throw it away.
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He was about to cook after buying the carrots from a store near Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire, last week when he made the phallic find.
He said: "It's incredible. I opened it up and there it was, in full glory. I just thought: 'What the heck?'.
"What are the chances? It resembles a human being - and a naked one at that! It's unreal. It looks like a pair of legs and a penis. It was strange - but really funny.
"I thought: 'I can't bin that one'. I have put it in the fridge for now. But I know I'll have to throw it out eventually - it will go off."
Married Michael said he has already thrown the packaging away but believes the carrot came from a bag of Redmere Farms Carrots.
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These cost £0.49 per kilogram, according to information on Tesco's website.
Michael might have got a shock but we bet that was nothing compared to what this woman was greeted with when she boarded a flight and was served this mile-high grub.
This woman's dumplings and 'root vegetable' meal was certainly a surprise as it looks like... well it looks like an 11-inch c**k. Let's not dress it up.
The female passenger, who remains anonymous, was on a Qantas flight from Sydney to Brisbane.
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Speaking to news.com.au, she said: "I asked the server what it was ... and he told me that it was a root vegetable.
"I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo. I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.
"He blushed and was very apologetic. I don't think he had ever seen anything quite like it ... the lady next to me was cracking up."
That's enough phallic veg for one day.
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