Picture the scene, it's 2003, you've just got home from school, Dexter's Laboratory is on TV and your mum has made you Turkey Twizzlers and potato smileys for your tea - can this day get any better?
Yes, it can, because out of the fridge, your mum pulls a bottle of green Heinz tomato ketchup and you get to slosh it all over your highly nutritious meal before tucking in.
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Ahh, simpler times. What we all wouldn't give to go back, eh? You're already probably painfully aware that there's no chance of you getting some of the beloved Turkey Twizzlers back on your plate (cheers, Jamie), but did you know that you can actually get your mitts on some green ketchup?
Because some enterprising bugger has only gone and listed a bottle of the good stuff on eBay. With a 'Buy It Now' price of just £13 (plus £2.95 postage) you can get your very own bottle of British history. Amazing.
How has no one snapped this up yet?
The green sauce was launched by Heinz in 2000 but was sadly pulled from shelves in 2006 - maybe because people don't like their ketchup looking like Slimer from Ghostbusters.
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But for those of us still pining for it, there's always eBay.
Obviously, with the sauce having an expiry date of May 2000, it's probably best not to chuck this all over your chips...although, if you do and end up with the shits at least it'll be bright green, which will be fun.
The item's description reads: "As new. Never been opened. Still sealed. WARNING. Not to be used as this is long out of date. May 31, 2000. This is a very rare collectible item now, that you do not see on eBay much or at all.
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"Its in excellent condition and a fun item to own or to add to your limited edition sauce collection on display. Comes from smoke/pet free home. P.S NOT TO BE CONSUMED. PLEASE DO NOT USE."
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So, will you be adding this to your limited edition sauce collection on display? Don't act like you don't have one.
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