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Former High-Class Escort Reveals Which Professions Are Best In Bed

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Former High-Class Escort Reveals Which Professions Are Best In Bed

For most of us, it would probably be quite difficult to pass judgements on what a person's profession says about their performance in bed.

But Amanda Goff is better placed to say than most, having worked as a high-class escort in Australia for six years.

Amanda Goff has dished the dirt on which professions produce the best lovers. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X
Amanda Goff has dished the dirt on which professions produce the best lovers. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X

The 44-year-old - who went by the name Samantha X and retired from the industry in December 2017 - believes that a person's profession is more important than their looks when determining how they will perform in the bedroom.

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The single mum - who is now an author and columnist - spilt the beans writing for news.com.au. Of course, we don't really know the sample size her judgements are based on, and furthermore she is clear that her observations are 'tongue firmly in cheek' - but let's just dive right in and see what she has to say in the hope of enjoying an unfounded self-esteem boost.

First off, it's good news for lawyers - not only are you probably rich, you're also raunchy in the sack.

"When God created psychopaths, he made them lawyers," Ms Goff said.

"If you want a debaucherous night of sex, the lawyer is your man. Doesn't matter if they are commercial, property, divorce or criminal, their penchant for kinky sex never fails to shock. They also tell very entertaining stories and wear good suits."

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Doctors are also a dab hand in the art of bonkery, according to Ms Goff.

Doctors are good with their hands, apparently. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X
Doctors are good with their hands, apparently. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X

She said: "A bit like lawyers; great suits, great stories but also guilty of the God complex (understandable, as they do save lives). Tend to fall in love with you and cannot believe you don't want to see them outside of 'this', despite them having a wife and four young kids. They have great stories, and good at foreplay (which you would hope so, as they know human bodies inside out)."

If you like a 'funny, cute and fast' shag - which I'm guessing you probably don't - then you should try a night with a copper.

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Ms Goff said: "I love cops. They're tough, funny and down to earth. They make their own lunches and are good to their mums. They promise you they will wear their uniform one day, but they never do as they're too scared of getting caught.

"Every time I've been in a car with an off duty cop, they drive like maniacs and break every law known to man. The sex is a bit like them: funny, cute and fast. They're always tired."

IT workers meanwhile are supposedly lovers of foreplay - though this can be ruined somewhat if they don't brush their teeth. Meanwhile, 'tradies' - such as electricians, joiners, builders etc - are the opposite of what you might expect, with Ms Goff describing them as 'pussycats in the bedroom' who 'tend to like MILFs'.

Get those teeth brushed IT workers, no one likes gingivitis. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X
Get those teeth brushed IT workers, no one likes gingivitis. Credit: Instagram/Samantha X
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The same goes for criminals, with Ms Goff claiming 'the harder the crim, the softer they are' - though some might argue with Ms Goff's definition of 'criminal' as a profession.

Celebrities cop the worst review from Sammy X though - but once again, you could argue that being a celebrity isn't really a job (or at least it never used to be).

She said: "Fame is not something to be envied. I've never met a bunch of more depressed, egocentric (yet insecure) lot.

"They will typically try to negotiate fees despite being paid millions. And it's true what they say: the sex is never like it is in the movies."

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So there you have it so-called 'professional celebrities', who's the real winner now?! Your rutting is pitiful without CGI enhancement and cinematic framing.

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Samantha X

Topics: Interesting, Sex, Community

Jake Massey
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