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​ASOS Is Selling Sexy Motorway Repairman Vests In Time For Glastonbury 2019

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​ASOS Is Selling Sexy Motorway Repairman Vests In Time For Glastonbury 2019

It's Friday night, you've got a big sesh ahead of you. You want to look your best but that demin jacket just isn't making the statement that you'd hoped for. Don't worry, if you're looking to stand out from the crowd ASOS has you covered - at least partially anyway.

This 'Vintage Supply Hi Vis Mesh Vest in Neon Yellow' just screams 'I'm not just drinking recreationally' and will be a great option for any raves or late-night shifts down the M1 motorway.

ASOS states that you can 'Surprise your monochrome palette with this' which, like motorway workers, hits the nail on the head. You'll probably surprise your friends too and disappoint your parents while you're at it.

ASOS Are Selling These Vintage Supply Hi Vis Mesh Vest. Credit: ASOS
ASOS Are Selling These Vintage Supply Hi Vis Mesh Vest. Credit: ASOS
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With a V-front, adhesive fastenings and classic sleeveless design, you could wear this vest over a black pullover like the model, or pair it with camo to really confuse everyone. Do you want to be seen or not? Are you bold or shy? Do you want to blend in with the trees or induce epilepsy when doing star jumps? With this vest, you can be anything you want to be, and we think that's beautiful.

If you're going to Glastonbury this weekend to watch Lady Gaga, then this could be the perfect vest for you. With temperatures set to soar to record levels, it's airy and light and would be a great match for glow sticks and face paint.

These ASOS vests wouldn't look out of place at Glastonbury 2019. Credit: ASOS
These ASOS vests wouldn't look out of place at Glastonbury 2019. Credit: ASOS

Like cat's eyes on the road, the reflective trims will reflect those powerful stage lights right into the eyes of your friends and enemies and will be sure to take some of the attention away from the headliners. Move away Brandon Flowers, Keith's here wearing a hi vis vest made of mesh and he's ready to party.

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However, this isn't the only strange thing on ASOS that we've heard about recently. If you really want, you can rock up in a crop top for men. As part of the retailer's "reclaimed vintage inspired collection" it's a great option if you want to show off your beer belly and truly believe that less is more.

If you do want to purchase the neon yellow vest then it comes in small, medium and large sizes and will only set you back £18. I can't imagine it's going to go out of stock anytime soon. Even the model in the video is struggling to suppress nervous giggles as he comes to terms with the fact that people might actually watch it.

If hi vis is your jam then you've got plenty of options on ASOS. For £75 you can look like a landscape gardener with this 'Oversized Hi Vis Fleece Jacket in Neon Yellow'. You could wear it down to your local Tesco and pretend that you've done a hard day of grafting instead of sitting at your desk reading LADbible all day.

ASOS Are Also Selling A Oversized Hi Vis Fleece Jacket Neon Yellow. Credit: ASOS
ASOS Are Also Selling A Oversized Hi Vis Fleece Jacket Neon Yellow. Credit: ASOS
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Featured Image Credit: ASOS

Topics: UK News, Shopping, glastonbury, Retro, Clothes, Interesting, Fashion, ASOS

Mark Cunliffe
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