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You can imagine what went through your mum's head when you were off on your first lads or girls holiday - especially if you've got previous.
So one mum went to the effort of creating a list of things for her 18-year-old son to bear in mind before he goes off to Maga on holiday with his mates.
Saying she wants to give him some words of advice, his mum, Lisa types him out a list of things to think about before heading off to the Spanish island of Mallorca.
He posted his mum's messages on Twitter and the tweet went viral. The messages read:
"I'm starting to stress about u going to Magaluf tomorrow. I've been thinking about some words of advice.
"1. Don't drink before you get to the airport. If u r drunk they wont let u on the plane. Just remember the Eminem concert!... Well actually I don't suppose u can remember the Eminem concert.
"2. Don't take your passport out at night for ID. Over the last month or so you've lost 2 provisionals, 3 door keys, bank cards, money and a wallet. You can't be trusted. I recon if you look over 12 in Maga u prob won't get IDd. If u lose it they wont let you home, which wouldn't be that bad but i only have a bout a tenner spending money.
"3 Remember to eat. Don't judge the price of food by how many drinks you could buy for the same"
Finlay then responds saying: "Al be sound mate."
Lisa continues: "4. If there's a boat or pool party, u just stay away. Mind that time u accidentally walked in to a pond and had to come home naked without a working phone?"
"5. Don't get a tattoo... Or if you have to get one make sure it's on your bumso that when you're regretting it for the next 70 years, it's not such an obvious daily reminder of when u were an 18 year old twat.
"6. Don't have unprotected sex. A night of fun is not worth a lifetime of gonorrhea. In fact, don't have sex at all. You don't know where they've been."
Sensing he's getting a bit impatient, she says: "I've only got one or two more.
"7. Dont phone me for a chat when u r drunk. I will only worry. Even if one of our favourite songs comes on, if it's 3 in the morning I don't need a call from you shouting "YOU WILL LOVE THIS SONG LISA! LISTEN FOR THE BASS DROP!" I also don't need video called in the early hours to speak to randoms.
"8. Look after each other and phone me if there are any problems. I'm trying to think who out of the group is most sensible but I'm struggling. I love you more than life so have fun but come home safe."
He then replies: "Love u pal x"
Everyone needs someone like his mum in their life.
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