Looks Like There's A New Pumpkin-Carving Champion This Halloween

It's getting to that time of year again - GOTH CHRISTMAS. Sorry, Halloween. For some, another excuse to hit the town (albeit in costume) and get exceptionally drunk. The spooky holiday purists, though, will be at home watching horror movies on Netflix, the room only illuminated by the flicker of a candle inside a pumpkin.

We've all tried it, shovelling out the mess inside to a preposterous smell, then having a torrid time trying to carve something that resembles a face into its tough orange skin.

It rarely works out and the Jack-o'-lanterns rarely get shown off in the window. There are people though, who are exceptionally skilled when it comes to this particular artistic endeavour - people like @thepumpkingeek, who can carve just about anything you ask him to.

It's not even as if they're just good at it, or indeed very good at it. Compare it to our meagre efforts, and they're basically taking the piss.

Like, come on mate, we know you're good, but wind it in a bit.

It's sort of like you want to give him something really challenging, like : "Oi, pal, do Boba Fett. Oh, you've already done it."

"Ah, but can you do The Joker?"

"Beetlejuice then, if you're so fucking good!?"

"Alright, dickhead, no one likes a show-off. Just do me a Yoda, a Harry Potter one for the kids, a Game of Thrones one and I'll be on my way."

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Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.