Customer's Exchange With Cards Against Humanity Gets Hilariously Out Of Hand

For anyone that's played Cards Against Humanity, you'd probably guess that the people behind the game are just as wild as the game itself.

That was certainly proven true by a recent exchange that a representative of the company had with a customer.

In a series of emails - and posted packages - Cards Against Humanity more than delivered on customer Kaitlyn's complaint, who then uploaded images of the resulting carnage onto Facebook.

After ordering some extension packs of the game, Kaitlyn emailed the company with a simple request that most people would not even expect them to answer.

Facebook / Kait Johnson

She said: "I just ordered five of your extension packs including the pride pack.

"I have a silly question, I really wanted glitter with my pride pack but it was unavailable; is there any way you could send me just a s*** ton of glitter? It would actually really make me happy."

In a rather ominous reply, Maria from Cards Against Humanity said: "Kaitlyn, two things: 1. Be careful what you wish for. 2. Check your mailbox in about a week."

And true to their word, shortly afterwards a letter came through Kaitlyn's door emblazoned with the Cards Against Humanity logo.

It was filled with glitter, as well as a Cards Against Humanity game card that said: "Sorry we fucked up! Love you."

Facebook / Kait Johnson

And that was followed by another letter package - again filled with glitter, both loose and in a package, once again accompanied by the company's calling card.

Now for most people that would have been more than enough - it isn't clear why anyone would want to be hoovering glitter out of their carpet for weeks on end anyway.

But it wasn't enough for Kaitlyn. She decided to bait the company even more, saying in another email: "Is that all you got".

Maria replied again, even more ominously: "Sorry to have underwhelmed you. Thanks for the excuse to take this too far. Please continue to keep an eye on your mailbox."

Facebook / Kait Johnson

The next thing that arrived at her door wasn't a letter, but a huge cardboard box stocked full of loose glitter.

That taught Kaitlyn the lesson she wanted.

She said in a final email: "I haven't seen the floor in days. Every time I think I've finally gotten rid of it all, a tiny [bit] more appears. Then a tiny bit more and more.

Facebook / Kait Johnson

"I've succumbed to eating a small bowl of glitter with milk in the hope that I can just get rid of it all. Update: it hasn't worked."

I guess she should have listened to what she was told at the start - be careful what you wish for.

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Nathan Standley

Nathan Standley is a freelance journalist and LADBible contributor. He graduated from Durham University with a degree in Anthropology before going on to do a Master’s degree in Journalism at the University of Sheffield. He also writes articles for The Versed and is the Cultural Editor of The Common Sense Network.