It's a classic fuck-up when people go into a tattoo parlour looking to get some ink of a word or phrase in a different language and come out with a tatt that says something very different. They might have wanted 'Destiny' or 'Hope' and end up getting 'Exit' or 'Turn Tape Over'.
But one bloke had the wool properly pulled over his eyes when his now ex-girlfriend gave him a t-shirt. It was a simple white T that had the word 'BHENCHOD' written on the front, which is either a very long acronym or something in another language.
A Twitter user apparently stopped this guy on the street to double check he knew what the word meant and he said it was 'I love you'.
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That would be really sweet if that were true, however, unfortunately for this guy it means something very, very rude.
A rough translation from the Punjabi word is 'sister fucker'. How nice.
You can see in the picture, the guy has a 'what the hell are you talking about' look on his face. Oh if only he knew.
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People have been going absolutely wild for it on Twitter, with plenty of people who understand the translation laughing at his expense.
Hopefully the person who approached the t-shirt wearer told him what it actually meant, rather than sending him on his merry way, only for people who understand Punjabi to continuously mock him.
But at least the bloke can take the t-shirt off and pretend like this silly debacle never happened, unlike Brit Paul, who decided it was a good idea while drunk to get a forehead tattoo while he was pissed.
The 32-year-old thought it was even better to get the word 'Taiwan' inked on his noggin, much to the dismay of his wife. "My wife doesn't like it. She's very angry," Paul told local press, before adding 'I'm stupid', in what may be the understatement of the year.
Credit: AsiaWire
Credit: AsiaWire
"I love Taiwan. That's why I did this," Paul added. "But I wouldn't have done this had I not been drunk."
Doctors have said that Paul will need 10 painful laser treatments to the tune of 200,000 TWD (£5,000) to have the tattoo lightened by laser treatment, and even more sessions to remove it completely.
The Brit, who has been living in Taiwan for over a decade and is based in the south-western city of Kaohsiung, admitted making the decision after having a lively discussion about the East Asian island's independence during a particularly heavy night.
He then entered the nearest tattoo parlour and demanded that the characters and green flag be tattooed straight onto his face.
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