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Farmer 'Fines' Couple £50 After They Park Up In His Field To Have Sex And End Up Stuck

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Farmer 'Fines' Couple £50 After They Park Up In His Field To Have Sex And End Up Stuck

A couple were fined £50 ($65) by an irate farmer after they pulled into one of his fields to have sex but ended up getting their car stuck in the mud.

See, there's always someone having a worse day than you.

The cautionary tale was shared on social media by recovery firm Campbells Recovery who arrived on the scene to help get the car unstuck and send the lovers on their way.

Credit: Deadline News
Credit: Deadline News
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Sharing snaps of the couple's predicament online, Campbells Recovery wrote: "Probably one of the funniest call outs we have had in a while, customer calls and says he has a dilemma.

"He pulled into a field to s*** a bird last night and was woken this morning by an angry farmer who wanted him off his land.

"But, realised he was stuck, when I asked for a live location he said, 'you can't miss me. I'm the only Ford Focus growing in the field'.

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"Expensive s*** as he had to pay the farmer £50 for kipping in his field so he wouldn't call the police and then the recovery fee.

"P.S just to clarify no wives/girlfriends were harmed by this post. The lad gives no f**** about us putting this up." Fair enough.

The accompanying shots show the car stuck in the muddy field, while the recovery truck sits at the edge of the field.

In one, the man can be seen hunting around in the boot of the blue Ford Focus for a tow line.

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Credit: Deadline News
Credit: Deadline News

As you can imagine, the post has attracted plenty of attention.

One person wrote: "I might message him with some decent spots just so he can avoid this f***** next time."

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A second added: "I'm a farmer. I wouldn't have charged him, I'd have just laughed."

Credit: Deadline News
Credit: Deadline News

When others implied his day could get worse if he's identified by the post, Campbells Recovery added: "Just to clarify the lad don't give a monkeys about us uploading this, so I doubt he has a missus."

Well, there you go - all's well that ends well.

Featured Image Credit: Deadline News

Topics: Viral, Weird, UK

Claire Reid
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