People have been left in hysterics over a London pub's list of people that are barred from going in.
The list includes a random man called 'Jason' who seems to need no description while some of the others are: Mickey two suits, one armed Kieth and Fat Paul.
On top of the others, there's also: 'The Ginger drunk t*** called Angus', 'the ex con chav t***' and 'that blonde b****'.
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At the side of someone called 'Danny Miller/ Danny Partidge' is an arrow to the side which states: "He's back & fat."
To the right hand side of the list is another list of additional people that have been barred, including someone called 'staring pervert' and a description of another which simply states: "Flat cap, coke fiend, barred for threatening regulars (and everything else)."
After the list was posted on Reddit, people couldn't help but fall to bits reading it. One commented saying: "Makes me wonder what the f*** Jason's deal is," to which another responded: "He needs no introduction, he needs no description, he's the first person they think of to put on the list... that f****** guy."
Someone else commented: "If you're a troublesome regular in a pub, chances are the staff have a title for you."
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Another asked: "Can we organise a live video steam. This is the Big Brother show the world needs."
Sharing their own anecdote, one wrote: "We had a woman in our place we named 'fatty big eye'. There was nothing else we could think of. Everyone knew exactly who she was..."
Many people couldn't help but joke that it sounded like an upcoming film, someone said: "Fairly sure that is actually the character list from Guy Ritchie's new movie..."
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Another agreed: "The whole list reads like the casting for a Guy Ritchie film."
Others couldn't help but feel slightly envious and want to meet the viral list, with one writing: "I want to go to the pub they are now drinking in. Sounds like it would be amazing."
A second added: "Personally, that banned list sounds like a hell of a party gang."
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