A man who accidentally received a parcel meant for his neighbour got a bit of a shock when the box fell open and revealed a whopper of a dildo.
Cody Wanamaker, 27, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, saw the package outside his house, assumed it was his and took it inside... little realising what it contained.
To make matters worse, Cody says he's never spoken to the neighbour who was the intended recipients of the sex toy.
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He explained: "I just came home from work and the parcel was on the doorstep.
"I didn't have my glasses on, so I thought it was for someone in my household.
"I went to take it in my house and the bottom fell through.
"When I saw it, I was just stood looking at it like what the hell. It was just so big. It's so funny.
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"It was just a big 14-inch dildo.
"I just thought, 'what are they doing with this big black dildo' but each to their own."
Well, yeah, mate - best to leave them to it and not think too long on it.
Then came the awkward matter of making sure the dildo ended up where it was meant to be.
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Cody said: "I was worried I was going to have to go round to the neighbours' and tell them I'd accidentally opened their dildo because I didn't have my glasses on."
He attempted to re-wrap the box and dropped it off at the neighbours' gaff... but things went from bad to worse here, because Cody accidentally left it at the wrong neighbours' house. Not ideal.
His mistake meant that someone else on his street had to do the honours of ensuring the sex toy ended up with its rightful owner.
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Cody added: "I delivered it to the neighbour on the wrong side. I saw them walking back over with it. Most of the street has seen it now but I don't care. It's funny.
"I haven't seen them since, they could be in hiding."
However, the neighbours crippling shame is Cody's viral fame, because a post he shared about the funny mix up quickly racked up more than 10,000 shares.
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