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A man has hilariously asked a woman to transfer him money for drinks he bought for her - because she didn't sleep with him. I mean, really? Honestly?
That's not quite how it works, sorry hun.
After meeting a guy in a club one night, student paramedic Chlo Matthews tweeted the screenshot of her interaction with a lad she met in a nightclub in Hull. She'd saved his number in her phone as Danny from Atik - and got in touch to check - her memory must have been a bit hazy.
So a guy bought me a drink when I was out last night and I gave him my number and...
Chlo Matt is officially retiring from nights out pic.twitter.com/FpCzd4Yyv0
- Chlo Matthews (@chlojmatthews8) June 1, 2019
He messaged her yesterday morning saying: "Hey who's this?x"
She replied: "Aha we met in atik last night x."
Reminding him she was wearing a denim dress, he then said: "Nice one ;) could you transfer me for those drinks I bought you lat nite [sic] since we didn't go home togeva wasn't really worth my time was it lol."
Sorry, what? Did I read that right? Does this man truly think that paying for drinks means that they are buying sex?
Anyway, thankfully, Chlo and I aren't the only ones who think this is absolutely crackers.
What a charmer. I think this is the only response to such an egregious request. pic.twitter.com/lqg0x2iMrw
- Andy Haigh (@Wolverinesclaws) June 1, 2019
Wow... I have no words! Apart from wtaf is wrong with people!
Send him 1p and say that was what he was worth!
- Sgt Tea Plod (@MetPolSgt) June 2, 2019
When will they learn that buying drinks expecting a return on investment is ridiculous. It is akin to gambling. Win some, lose some.
He should have played the ponies - better odds, given his personality. #Loser
- Dr. Rae Lawrence (@raelawrence1) June 2, 2019
Ask him for his bank details for the transfer, then publish them online.
Or send them to one of those Nigerian princes who are always emailing me...
- NickStevens Graphics (@runnymonkey) June 1, 2019
Invoice him for the time you spent talking to him and deduct the drinks bill from it. He'll still owe you and you can tell him use the balance for admission to charm school.
What a plonker.
- uɐɯuǝd ʎuoʇ (@tonzerp) June 2, 2019
Lucky escape there, Chlo!
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