Aren't kids delightful little creatures. Yes, they are the miracle of life etc, but they're also pretty gross.
One mum got absolutely done over by her little girl, all when she thought she was kindly sharing her ice cream with her.
Sidney Anderson, who runs the Facebook page 'Someone Hold My Beer' shared a lovely experience she recently had with her four-year-old daughter Blakely.
Alongside a photo of the offending ice cream, she wrote: "Y'ALL!!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today...one I wasn't prepared for and I feel like I've been through a trauma! I need prayer!
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"I got Blakely an ice cream cone (yes, the McDonald's machine was working). Well she walks into the living room and hands me her cone (half-eaten like everything I give her) and I know all you moms have been there.
"We as moms pretty much live off of the food our kids don't eat so I licked it before it dripped. I notice she is standing there looking at me like this."
At this point Sidney uses that neutral face emoji, which on a child would suggest a guilty conscience.
"I ask her: 'What's wrong?' And she says: 'Is it okay?!' At this point I'm scared b/c I don't know what just happened. I think maybe she dropped it in her room and was scared to say. We stand there looking at each other and the ice cream cone.
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"And this fool says: 'I accidentally wiped my butt with it.'"
Cue plenty of sick face emojis - and rightfully so.
She continues: "Excuse me?!! With this ice cream cone I just licked?! Wtf!! I am coming unglued...so I ask this child - 'How do you accidentally wipe your butt with an ice cream and WHY did you give it to me to eat?'
"She looks me dead in my face and says, 'I used the wrong hand to wipe, but it was just pee mommy'.
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She adds: "DONE! Someone come get these kids. I cannot even handle it. If y'all need me I'll be washing my mouth out with Clorox."
As Sidney has shown us - if you're going to share food with kids, then you have to understand there's a high level of risk involved.
Featured Image Credit: Facebook/Someone hold my beer