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Pizza Customer’s 97-Word 'Next Level' Order Request Goes Viral

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Pizza Customer’s 97-Word 'Next Level' Order Request Goes Viral

A customer's lengthy note to a restaurant in which he insists he's 'not an a**hole' has gone viral.

While ordering a pizza, the bloke decided to make use of the customer request section to make sure he got the toppings he wanted, but rather than just pop in a few words he wrote a whopping 97-word 'blog' - much to the delight of Reddit users.

The customer wrote: "I put green peppers but don't actually want them.

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"I want banana peppers instead but they aren't listed and I don't want the uncomfortable scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then you're all 'this a**hole is going off the menu and expects free banana peppers'.

"I'm not that guy.

"Anyway, to sum up: no green peppers as listed in the topping for this pizza, substitute banana peppers.

"Also, I prefer to call them pepperoncinis but I fear the obvious pepperoncinipepperoni mix up.

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"Keep it real you glorious b***ards."

The funny note has brought a smile to people's face, with one Reddit user writing: "As some who owns a restaurant this made my day. I want to print this out and put it on the wall so all my employees can have a laugh."

Another wrote: "This has the vibe of that adorably over apologetic friend who's always being nice. I hope this guy has a nice day and his banana peppers."

A third commented: "This is next level funny and wholesome. This person is using order notes on physically printed receipts as a blog."

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While someone else wrote: "I like that his need to clarify his thought process only gets deeper as he continues on with his comment."

Last year, a chef shared a hidden note he found in a vegan food order in which the fella begged for some cheese.

A photo of the request posted on Reddit, with the caption: "Possibly the best Uber request I've seen."

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The note read: "I know this is a little weird for a vegan burger but I'm not actually vegan, my Mrs just won't let me get the beef burger because I slaughter them often and she reckons Imma get heart disease if I keep going.

"But can you pretty please sneak a little cheese on that bad boy so I can live a little. Hope you have an awesome night. Kind regards."

Featured Image Credit: StockSnap/Pixabay

Topics: Viral, Food, Funny

Claire Reid
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