A prankster glued a five-inch dildo to the front of his boss's trousers that he was stuck wearing for three hours.
Fisherman Stuart Jones, 52, glued the sex-toy to the front of his skipper's waterproof oilskins after he left them unattended to nip the toilet. Rooky error, pal.
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To add insult to injury, Stuart then filmed boss Wayne Caley walking around the deck looking like he'd exposed himself, before attempting to pull the dildo off... leave it.
Fair play to Wayne, he's a good sport and can be seen laughing before calling Stuart a 'f****** a*******'.
Wayne was stuck wearing the fake member for three hours before the ship docked at Peel Harbour in the Isle of Man.
Stuart said: "My face was so sore, I just couldn't stop laughing.
"The bit where Wayne is pulling at the sex toy and it's just stretching, I crease at that every time.
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"It was a few weeks in the planning. Wayne always has his oilskins on when he is on deck and so I had to wait until I got the chance. He said he was going to the loo so I thought 'right, perfect timing'.
"I didn't get the chance to see his reaction as I needed to go out onto the deck first.
"It was a really poor day and the windows were misty so I was trying to watch his reaction through the window.
"I only saw his reaction when he first came out wearing the pants and this thing was just waggling around. I saw the look in his eyes and just couldn't stop laughing.
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"He said, 'ah very f****** funny'. I think he was mostly laughing at my reaction, but he did find it really, really funny as well.
"He took it quite well, he's my skipper but he's also like my best mate. We get on fantastically on the boat, it's coming up to about seven years since we started working together.
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"He had it on for like three hours on the deck, I wanted him to keep it on until we got back onto land but he was like 'No way'. He was having none of it.
"I don't know how he'll get me back for this, we don't prank each other often.
"I'm not really much of a practical joker but when I thought of that one I thought 'right, I've got to do it'.
"Comedy is my thing, I like jokes and I like telling them. If I think of something funny, I can't really help myself and I've just got to say it."
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Like all good pranksters, Stuart then shared the clip on Facebook, where it's had a mixed response.
He said: "A couple of Wayne's grans and aunties have told us we should take it down but most of his relatives have seen the funny side of it though.
"People have gone a bit mental for the video, I was showing people in cafes and pubs because not a lot of people have Facebook here, there were all laughing about it.
"Fishing can be a dangerous job, you can have a laugh and joke but you have to keep it within reason."