Woman Captured Casually Cross Stitching 'Eat A Bag Of D*cks' On Plane

When you're on a flight, it can sometimes be hard to make time pass by.

While there are usually loads of in-flight entertainment, you might have already seen all the TV shows or movies on-demand and you're left just sitting there.

Well, one woman decided to whip out a little project she was working on at home: a cross stitch.

But this wasn't some innocent cross stitch that your nan might hang in the 'good room', this one had a cheeky little message: 'Eat A Bag Of Dicks'.

As you do.

Now, the big question on everyone's lips is how in the hell did this unknown woman sneak a needle onto a plane.

Considering airport security is at an all time high across the planet, it's kind of unnerving that this woman's little prick was able to go undetected.

But the US Transport Security Administration is pretty clear on this, saying on it's website that sewing needles and knitting needles are allowed in both carry-on and checked baggage.

"In general, you may place your knitting needles and needlepoint tools in carry-on or checked baggage.

"Circular thread cutters or any other cutter or needlepoint tools that contain blades must be placed in checked baggage. You are permitted to keep scissors smaller than 4 inches in your carry-on baggage.

Now that we've sorted security, we can focus on just how nonchalant this woman is by pulling out her mildly naughty cross stitch in front of everyone.

Judging from the photo, the plane clearly didn't have any in-flight entertainment, meaning you either had to have Netflix loaded on your phone, have a book or magazine or, if you're creative, make a cross stitch.

So next time you're on a plane and wondering what you could do, remember this woman and her epic energy.

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Stewart Perrie

Stewart Perrie is a Trending Journalist at LADbible. His first job was as a newsreader and journalist at the award winning Sydney radio station, Macquarie Radio. He was solely responsible for the content broadcast on multiple stations across Australia when the MH17, Germanwings and AirAsia disasters unfolded. Stewart has covered the conflict in Syria for LADbible, interviewing a doctor on the front line, and has contributed to the hugely successful UOKM8 campaign.

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